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“Being an asshole is the key to blog success. Forget all those worthless articles you’ve read about getting traffic and being noticed, because all you need is to be an asshole. Say provocative things in witty, or not so witty, ways. But to be noticed, you have to be a different style of asshole from all the other assholes out there.”
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“Ah, the irony of American extremists reacting virulently to an American moderate, while at the same time wondering why Muslim moderates don’t speak out against Muslim extremists.”
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“If you don’t see an American flag behind the links, then you are using an Al-Qaeda Browser!”
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“…Don’t assume that we’re all gung-ho for Bush and the Republicans, and please don’t use us to lie to the citizenry. Some of us don’t like Kerry and a lot of us don’t care much for Bush, but most of us don’t care at all because it doesn’t matter who sits in the Oval Office. The only thing that changes are the places we go.”
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“You aren’t conservatives and liberals, you’re Phobos and Deimos: Fear and Panic. One of you uses the fear of external threats to win elections, the other tries to frighten us with internal threats. You both serve the same Master and that is why your supposed differences are as illusory as the fears you try to frighten us with.”
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“I have a feeling that if we left, Iraqis would cling to democracy for about as long as J. Lo clings to a husband.”
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“Awareness of an impending alien attack on Earth was nil until
Independence Day opened, giving viewers a first-hand look at a frighteningly realistic account of an alien invasion. The film was largely responsible for the resurgence of Apple Inc. and its Powerbook line of notebook computers, which were shown to have a devastating effect on the alien invasion fleet.”
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“I’m sorry, but if the fate of the world rests upon one man’s shoulders, then we’ve already lost. It’s a democracy, and the one thing that makes our Republic so damned great and nearly impervious to destruction is this simple fact: All politicians are dispensible. One guy leaves, another takes his place. The nation endures. No one is supposed to to be so vital that their loss would seriously cripple our country or its interests.”
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“By finally admitting that he ‘saw both Ratt and Poison at the Ventura County Fairgrounds back in 1987,’
Matt Welch has effectively destroyed his chances of ever holding elected office.”
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“A highly motivated, all-volunteer force of men and women raised in a democracy and armed with the finest equipment the world, are about to square off with equally motivated men raised in a brutal dictatorship and armed with legacy equipment.”
