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“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
Mark Twain
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“There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man’s work.”
Mark Twain
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“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
Mark Twain
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
Mark Twain
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“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.”
Mark Twain
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“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
Mark Twain
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“When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a better world, I am sure hell won’t be so bad at all.”
Mark Twain
