QuoteLog

“Enrongate or not, I’m glad to see Ken Lay retiring. Guy was stealing my Google hits.”

“If Paula Zahn doesn’t think she’s there partially because she’s a good-looking babe, then she’s in Never-Never Land.”

“War hath no fury like a non-combatant.”

“Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.”

“Blunders are an inescapable feature of war, because choice in military affairs lies generally between the bad and the worse.”

“To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.”

“Someone had put flavored coffee in the unflavored grinder. This coffee tasted like hazelnut. And I’d contamined my entire supply. I had nothing but hazelfargin-nut flavored coffee. Why? What was it about the big sign UNFLAVORED COFFEE ONLY that didn’t connect with whatever dullard did this? Why, for that matter, is there flavored coffee? COFFEE IS FLAVOR. No one expects to see coffee-flavored hazelnut, after all. You want flavored coffee, go get your General Mills International Blend powder and sit on the sofa with your girlfriend and giggle over Jean Luc, the Parisian waiter like the bloody commercials. Bastards!”

“First He made the mountains Then He filled up the sea He lost His concentration Workin’ on you and me.”