QuoteLog

“The advice ‘write only what you know’ increases the likelihood that you will know the same things forever.”

“Meta-blogging gets too self-referential and people start to disappear up their own butts with loud popping sounds.”

“I have a hard time addressing adults as ‘P. Diddy’ or ‘Puffy’ with a straight face.”

“I don’t want parole; I’m too busy working on my web site.”

“The Middle Eastern states aren’t nations; they’re quarrels with borders.”

“CNN, MSNBC and Fox News now spotlight more comely blondes than a Russ Meyer movie.”

“He has a woman’s name and wears makeup. How original.”

“If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?”

“Bloggers are the minutemen of the digital revolution.”

“Then there are the times it feels as if the raison d’etre of airing each night’s Olympics coverage is purely to get people to watch the next night’s coverage.”

“People who say that money can’t buy happiness are just no good at shopping.”

“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’ “

“They should have saturated Afghanistan with liquid LSD and got everybody goofed out of their minds. Then they should have sent the military in dressed as Teletubbies. They would have just cleared it right out.”

“The place was invented by the mob. What you call sins, it calls leading economic indicators. It abides drive-through wedding chapels, an escort service on every corner, Wayne Newton and the abomination that is keno. Yet Mike Tyson can’t work in Las Vegas. If he’s not careful, he’s going to have a hard time even getting into hell.”

“Where are all the Left-wing Bloggers? You’d think they’d be everywhere, given that Blogger technology is essentially in sync with leftist economic theories; ie, it’s given away to The People for free, and often collapses.”

“If America stands aloof from global problems, it is accused of isolationism. If it intervenes, it is accused of imperialism. Either way, it becomes a target of resentment and violence.”

“The great thing about hanging out with Republicans, it is very, very, very unhip for both of us. There’s kind of a parity of pain there.”

“We are fighting for liquidity.”

“We’re never going to win a war if we respond to reflexive anti-Americanism.”

“If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact, not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.”