My, oh my. How many times have we heard rules to survive in the heat as a spectator? Cover your skin with loose, light colored, breathable fabric, drink lots of fluids, but no alcohol...in general, be sensible! This epitome of fitness, and future Red Cross Lobster Boy of the Month was pounding down the brewski, and providing shade for the rest of us. I guess it's possible some people exist just to be a bad example, and possibly to scare small children. At least he wore a hat....
The Atlanta Games mascot, Whatizit, was chosen by a tight circle of A.C.O.G. leaders, then immediately torched by the press, and the public. But what do you expect when a few beancounters and lawyers try to make a creative decision? Whatizit was whisked from public view, given cosmetic surgery (his eyes are smaller) and liposuction (he's no longer round), but his public image could not be salvaged. So, Whatizit changed his name to Izzy, and ran away, trying to drown his sorrows in Pepsi and Everclear. When he was found, he was hurriedly run through a detox program, and is now rolled out for short public viewings during the Olympics. But they won't let him play in their reindeer games, as the blobby-blue-guy has been locked out of Opening and Closing Ceremonies.

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