Sign of preseason football: with 2 minutes left in first half, Falcons starting wide receiver Roddy White is doing TV play-by-play.
Posted 8:51PM, Sep 01 on twitter
Sign of preseason football: with 2 minutes left in first half, Falcons starting wide receiver Roddy White is doing TV play-by-play.
Posted 8:51PM, Sep 01 on twitter
Why, yes, I *am* ready for some football. I honestly wondered if this (pre)season would happen at all.
Posted 7:32PM, Aug 12 on twitter
NFL owners are meeting in Atlanta. The word I'm hearing is that the only holdup on ending the NFL lockout is Eric Cantor.
Posted 11:18AM, Jul 21 on twitter
Riots in Vancouver? Canadians engaging in violent acts? Well, isn't that just cute. Like watching AAA baseball.
Posted 1:27AM, Jun 16 on twitter
I'm so excited! Only two more months until no pro football starts!
Posted 11:04AM, Jun 09 on twitter
“Football doesn’t lie to us. Football doesn’t make us fear that an attention-seeking pastor might upend our country, or put our soldiers overseas at risk. Football is apolitical, and on the heels of a summer of ferocious politicking, it is as welcome a respite as I can imagine.” Rex Huppke
Posted 10:55AM, Sep 14 2010 in Sports · Politics
There's one thing I hate about the return of NFL football. It also means the return of commercials featuring Brett Favre.
Posted 8:16PM, Sep 09 on twitter
I hear Brett Favre is retiring from football. I also heard that the sun rose this morning. I believe both to be true, and repeatable.
Posted 11:32AM, Aug 03 on twitter
Have Mercy, John Daly needs a fashion intervention. Or perhaps a sand wedge upside his head. But the photo is indeed proof that black goes with anything. (via @ajc)
Posted 9:29AM, Jul 16 2010 in Sports ·
The hex is over. No, not the “Hex of the ‘Naughts,” the decade of 2000-2009 that so recently ended. This is a much longer hex. Four years ago, I wrote about what was at that time The Thirty Nine Year Hex
Today, this hex turned the Atlanta Falcons into a sad puddle of loser. Again.
A couple of weeks back the federal prison system released Michael Vick into their halfway house program. However, the program is so full that Vick had to be released to his own 4500 square foot home with an ankle bracelet. And the question became, will he get a second chance? Not at freedom, that’s a given. I mean a second chance to earn millions as an NFL player.
At the beginning of 2008, the Atlanta Falcons had no general manager, no head coach, and no incumbent starting quarterback. They had little more than the Number Three pick in the April 2008 draft, and one huge toxic cloud, generated by perhaps the worst season in professional sports history. They were the Union Carbide of the NFL, the Bhopal Falcons.
Before the season began, The Sporting News predicted these Foul Falcons would win one game out of sixteen. As it turns out, that wouldn’t have even gotten them the first pick in the 2009 draft, thanks to the woe-and-sixteen Detroit Lions.
Instead, the Falcons clinched a spot in the playoffs. Which is not a sentence anyone thought they would be writing this year.
Last season for the Atlanta Falcons, well, it was like a surreal nightmare from which you could not wake. First we discovered Michael Vick is a Lying Dog Murdering Team Betraying Anti Role Model, followed by the ugly season of the The Atlanta Btfsplk’s that went on and on and on. And then it got even worse when Coach Loser quit with 3 games left in the season.
But Sunday, in about 3 hours these guys wearing the uniform of the Atlanta Falcons (as in, “who are these guys?”) made you wonder if maybe it was all just a really bad dream.

Hey, what’s with the photo of a very youthful and vital looking Brett Favre … in a Falcons uniform? Didn’t he just retire? Have the Falcon’s drafted Brett’s son? Has Reid been dipping into the Photoshop again?
You can wedge a day between Super Sunday and Super Tuesday, but that does not guarantee it will be anything but another Monday.
Just the same, that was quite a game last night. Especially if you skipped the first three quarters of it. In a way, it reminded me of the NBA ... there’s often no real reason to watch until the last few minutes. But I have to say, in the NFL’s “Memorable Moments,” Eli Manning’s scramble and throw followed by Tyree’s “helmet catch” for 32 yards ranks up there with Franco Harris’ Miracle Catch. One I’m glad I did not miss (YouTube Video, in case you did miss it).
So the Falcons hired a GM I’ve never heard of, who proceeded to hire a coach I’ve never heard of, to attempt to resurrect the team after a season worse than anyone has ever heard of.
After the debacle of their quitter coach, I expected maybe the Falcons would come out last Sunday and show us something. They did. They showed their ass, in another undisciplined 30 point defeat. It placed an exclamation point at the end of “Yes, this is certainly the worst season ever!” Afterwards, I wondered what act could turn this around in anything less than three years.
It’s now about a half week past Super Bowl XLI, and people are still talking about it. In some cases, just plain mad about it. Or maybe, just plain mad.
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