twittered:
Patience is a virtue
Twitter demands it.
blogged:
Sun
Jan
03
2010
Breaking A Four Decade Hex
The hex is over. No, not the “Hex of the ‘Naughts,” the decade of 2000-2009 that so recently ended. This is a much longer hex. Four years ago, I wrote about what was at that time The Thirty Nine Year Hex
Today, this hex turned the Atlanta Falcons into a sad puddle of loser. Again.
Fri
Jun
12
2009
The Release of Michael Vick
A couple of weeks back the federal prison system released Michael Vick into their halfway house program. However, the program is so full that Vick had to be released to his own 4500 square foot home with an ankle bracelet. And the question became, will he get a second chance? Not at freedom, that’s a given. I mean a second chance to earn millions as an NFL player.
Mon. Dec 29, 2008
Falcons Explode Expectations
At the beginning of 2008, the Atlanta Falcons had no general manager, no head coach, and no incumbent starting quarterback. They had little more than the Number Three pick in the April 2008 draft, and one huge toxic cloud, generated by perhaps the worst season in professional sports history. They were the Union Carbide of the NFL, the Bhopal Falcons.
Before the season began, The Sporting News predicted these Foul Falcons would win one game out of sixteen. As it turns out, that wouldn’t have even gotten them the first pick in the 2009 draft, thanks to the woe-and-sixteen Detroit Lions.
Instead, the Falcons clinched a spot in the playoffs. Which is not a sentence anyone thought they would be writing this year.
Sun. Sep 07, 2008
The Circus Left Town
Last season for the Atlanta Falcons, well, it was like a surreal nightmare from which you could not wake. First we discovered Michael Vick is a Lying Dog Murdering Team Betraying Anti Role Model, followed by the ugly season of the The Atlanta Btfsplk’s that went on and on and on. And then it got even worse when Coach Loser quit with 3 games left in the season.
But Sunday, in about 3 hours these guys wearing the uniform of the Atlanta Falcons (as in, “who are these guys?”) made you wonder if maybe it was all just a really bad dream.
Thu
Mar
06
2008
Football Departures

Hey, what’s with the photo of a very youthful and vital looking Brett Favre … in a Falcons uniform? Didn’t he just retire? Have the Falcon’s drafted Brett’s son? Has Reid been dipping into the Photoshop again?
Sat
Feb
23
2008
MeAngelo Drops An Ego Bomb On His New Bosses
Mon
Feb
04
2008
Not So Super Monday
You can wedge a day between Super Sunday and Super Tuesday, but that does not guarantee it will be anything but another Monday.
Just the same, that was quite a game last night. Especially if you skipped the first three quarters of it. In a way, it reminded me of the NBA ... there’s often no real reason to watch until the last few minutes. But I have to say, in the NFL’s “Memorable Moments,” Eli Manning’s scramble and throw followed by Tyree’s “helmet catch” for 32 yards ranks up there with Franco Harris’ Miracle Catch. One I’m glad I did not miss (YouTube Video, in case you did miss it).
Fri
Jan
25
2008
New Bosses For The Birds
So the Falcons hired a GM I’ve never heard of, who proceeded to hire a coach I’ve never heard of, to attempt to resurrect the team after a season worse than anyone has ever heard of.
Wed
Dec
19
2007
Tuna Time In Atlanta?
After the debacle of their quitter coach, I expected maybe the Falcons would come out last Sunday and show us something. They did. They showed their ass, in another undisciplined 30 point defeat. It placed an exclamation point at the end of “Yes, this is certainly the worst season ever!” Afterwards, I wondered what act could turn this around in anything less than three years.
Wed. Feb 07, 2007
Sometimes A Guitar Is Just A Guitar
It’s now about a half week past Super Bowl XLI, and people are still talking about it. In some cases, just plain mad about it. Or maybe, just plain mad.
Wed
Nov
09
2005
Ta Ta To T.O.
The tent stakes have been ripped up and the greasepaint wiped off, as the Circus of Terrell Owens departs Philadelphia. Leaving great steaming piles of elephant dung behind. Let’s poke at them.
Mon
Sep
12
2005
Monday Night Smash Mouth Football
I tuned into the Falcons-Eagles pre-game show at 8:35, a half hour before kickoff. And two players had already been ejected from the game for fighting. Before it had begun … Are you ready for some football?
Mon
Sep
12
2005
Deja Football
The last time the Falcons played a real football game, it was a much anticipated matchup with the Philadelphia Eagles. Tonight, in their next real game, it’s a much anticipated matchup with the Philadelphia Eagles. It’s Deja Football.
Sun
Feb
06
2005
A Kinder Gentler Bowl
Last year, I asked, “Question: How much stupidity can form around one simple football game? Answer: In America, stupidity knows no boundaries.”
Well, over the last year, you might say some boundaries were established. The only stupid mishap I saw this year was when Coach Belichick came out of the tunnel at the start of the game, and he went to the wrong bench. Um, other side of the field, Coach. After that, he was fairly flawless.
Sat
Jan
15
2005
Playoff Losses
It’s that time of year when fans talk about “playoff losses.” They’re referring to the scoreboard. But when NFL owners talk about “playoff losses,” they’re talking about cash money.
Tue
Nov
23
2004
Basketbrawl Traffic
Yesterday and today, I’ve been getting a small Google-lanche from people searching for various things related to the Pacers-Pistons game (about double my usual traffic).
Mon. Nov 22, 2004
Earning Disrespect
When the suspensions were handed down on Sunday as a result of the Pacers-Pistons basketbrawl (see “Cuff ‘Em On The Court”), I turned to Susan and said, “now, let the whining begin.” And boy, has it. There are a significant number of NBA players who are totally hung up on what they call “respect” (though it sounds more like “entitlement” to me). If they feel you’ve disrespected them, they have not just a right but an obligation to beat the hell out of you. And unfortunately, it’s a belief that isn’t limited to the NBA.
Sat
Nov
20
2004
Cuff 'Em On The Court
A fan who enters the field of play goes to jail. And an athlete who goes into the stands with violent intent should go to jail as well. Immediately. Cuff them on the court, on national TV, and drag their sorry ass away.
Tue
Sep
14
2004
Professional Dispensation
Now, I realize that baseball players are Special People. They don’t live by the same rules you and I do. But they weren’t always Special. Once, they were kids, and they surely learned the phrase, “sticks and folding chairs may break my nose, but names will never hurt me.”
Fri
Apr
23
2004
R.I.P., Pat Tillman
He was 28 years old. He’d made himself a multi-millionaire as a top notch player in the NFL. He was picked in the bottom 5% of the 1998 draft, yet won the starting strong safety position that year, and could have easily continued playing until 2010. By that time he would probably have had a couple of Pro Bowl appearances under his belt, and could retire having earned more money than 99% of Americans ever will … at the ripe old age of 34.




