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Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties — “Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a $63,000,000,000 billion dollar’ lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy ‘missiles from Iran,’ FOX News has learned.” The competition for “Weirdest Twist In This Story” may be closed to further entries. No mas. [UPDATE: Suit tossed by judge, who said the claim is “farcical.”.
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Actually, he was demanding “$662 trillion in ‘British’ gold.” Apparently he’s got over a dozen lawsuits going, and is mainly a publicity hound. And here I went and linked his story. But it’s about the only amusing thing in this otherwise ugly story, so why not?



I was wondering about the redundant “billion.” Was the word supposed to be parenthetical? Was it maybe supposed to be $63 billion billion, which would be… what? $63 quintillion? Is FoxNews more illiterate than I give them credit for?
Nope, just the lawsuit’s “source,” someone obviously in need of some mental health care. Those billions could buy a lot of Thorazine.