Tue. May 10, 2005
Design Jokery
A few “inside” design jokes, brought to mind by recent experiences:
How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine others to say “I could’ve done that.”
How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know, what do you think?
How many creative directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let’s think outside the box. Does it have to be a light bulb?
How many copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t care, I’m not changing another damn thing!
How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today’s socket manufacturers.
Made that last one up all by myself.
Published 05:06PM, Tue, May 10 2005
Category: Design
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Peanut Gallery
Want another joke? Cynthia McKinney’s commenting on Project Prometheus” as detailed on Space.Com
Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, representing the 4th District of Georgia, is spearheading an effort to find like-minded lawmakers to question the building and deployment of “a nuclear propulsion rocket” – and to protect the public “from the potential of a catastrophic nuclear accident posed by the Prometheus Project.”
Isn’t it nice to have her looking out for us on technological issues?
J.
But to stay on topic…
“How many sincerely concerned Congresspeople does it take to change a lightbulb?”
Trick question. [1] there’s no such thing as a “sincerely concerned Congressperson,” and [2] Congress prefers to work in the dark.
How long does it take an attorney to change a light bulb?
About 30 seconds. But two attorneys can get the same work done in a year-and-a-half.
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Q. How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Q. How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.