Fri. Oct 29, 2004
Sound and Rational Catblogging
Giving further evidence that the main stream media is several innings behind the pitch, the New York Times has just discovered catblogging.
It would seem unlikely that the two blogs’ authors could see eye-to-eye about anything. Yet Eschaton’s Duncan Black (known as Atrios) and Instapundit’s Glenn Reynolds have both taken part in a growing practice: turning over a blog on Friday to cat photographs.
“It brings people together,” said Kevin Drum, who began the cat spotlight last year on his own blog, Calpundit (www.calpundit.com). “Both Atrios and Instapundit have done Friday catblogging. It goes to show you can agree on at least a few things.”
The New York Times: “On Fridays, Bloggers Sometimes Retract Their Claws”
Perhaps Kevin started the practice of “Friday Catblogging” last year, but some of us have been puttin’ kitties on the web years before it became “cool.” In fact, we are the home of the #1 Rotten Kitty in the whole Kingdom of Google. In addition, in April of 1996 when I first put Fuji online, if you’d told someone you were catblogging, they’d probably suspect you were talking about some form of animal abuse.
And perhaps it is. Witness the torture going on in my house at this very moment. Three cats in varying forms of domestic distress:
That last pose is called “Listening, But Ignoring You.”
But, indicative of the times in which we live, it’s near impossible to simply show your kitty pix without slipping in some punditry. Filling in as a “guestpundit” at Instapundit, Ann Althouse doesn’t even offer us a single kitty photo, yet she opines, “the linked article is about the tradition of Friday catblogging, so if you didn’t just come here from there, you might want to go over there and read about the warm, fuzzy alternative to blogging about politics. But, really, when is MSM going to notice how sound and rational much of the political blogging is?”
First question in response: when are bloggers going to realize that 90-98% of their reading public don’t have a clue what the hell an “MSM” is? Stop being lazy and spell it out in the name of being understood. Thank you (for the 90-98% who don’t know, I’m pretty sure “MSM” means “main stream media,” but I can’t really be certain).
Secondly … have you lost your freakin’ mind? You wonder when “main stream media” will notice “how sound and rational much of the political blogging is?” How about … when it becomes sound and rational?
I know I sound like a lone man in the wilderness (or a little boy crying wolf), but caught here in the cross fire between a left and a right that see only what their blinders allow, I’ve found precious little in blogs that is sound and rational. Maybe 10%. On a good day. Of which there have been very few lately. The rest is Sturm und Drang, spin and sputter (well, other than the catblogging). It is convincing only as an act of reverse psychology.
“Sound and rational” is singular, not binary. And we clearly live in a binary blogosphere.
There are those who show us kitties. And those who whine about the fact “MSM” notices the kitties, but not their allegedly sound and rational offerings.
I’ve had a gutful of your “sound and rational.” By all means, go out and vote your conscience next Tuesday, as I hope everyone will. But until then, shut up, already, and show me some kitties.
It’s time for you to begin weaning yourself, because a straight cold turkey withdrawal is going to be awfully hard after Tuesday. Show me some kitties. It will do the country good.
Published 03:11PM, Fri, Oct 29 2004
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Why do you think there’s going to be “cold turkey withdrawal” on Tuesday? Four years ago, the campaign was just getting started on Election Day.
It is quite possible that Wednesday morning, one of the two principal idiots conducting what has passed for a Presidential campaign this year will wake up to find that no one is listening to him any more. In which case, the other will imagine all of us are listening to him, and that he is our leader in a collective nightmare come horribly true for all the rest of us.
But it is equally plausible that we’ll fail again as a democracy to be decisive about ending this travesty of a campaign at the earliest opportunity, and thus sentence ourselves to roast on the partisan embers of our national political hell awhile longer, while each side sends in the most Machevellian of strategists and lawyers, to determine judicially which demon we’ve promoted to oversee us. For me, this scenario exceeds the first by far for gruesome fascination, but is its own hellish nightmare.
If Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson were witness to this last six months, I think they’d agree with me in asking “What good are kitty pictures in a nightmare?”
Thank you so, so much for saying what I’ve so often thought when reading blogs. Most political entries are angry rants, with no more nuance or substance than a bumper sticker, and could never change anyone’s mind.
Kitties, by contrast, make the world a better place.
I entirely disagree. Even as a loyal Dem, I would rather have Bush running the country than a kitty. Kitties are disinterested and capricious. The terrorists would take over in no time.
Vote Human ‘04!
President Cat hisses at America’s enemies, and swats at them with his mighty forepaws! Hsssss! Eyoowwwwaaaaawwww!!!
Mr. McIrvin, when you say that last year “the campaign was just getting started on Election Day,” you jinx us to eternal Election Hell. On Wednesday morning, I’ll be giving out your e-mail address as the causative factor. I mean, c’mon, we were having such a good time until you bummed us out with that. Luckily you offered pennance on your site.
Mr. phaTTboi, do not bring Franklin and Jefferson into this, when you know their actual reaction would be “kind sir, what are these ‘pictures’ of which you speak?” Or alternately, “you woke me from the dead to see this?”
And Mr. Fleshy, if you were a terrorist, would want to tangle with this American pussy? Would you like to face one of our drugged out kitty warriors?
I think not.
I’m not too confident that the nip-head kitty would defend anything too well.
Though I imagine it would laugh at all of my jokes.



If I suddenly became rational my wife wouldn’t know me. She would think it was just another practical joke.
You have also had “doll blogging.” I’ll let you explain that one.