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Wed. Feb 26, 2003

Punishing Paraphanalia Peddlers

Punishing Paraphanalia Peddlers – There’s a war that’s distracting the government from the fight against terrorism, and it has nothing to do with Iraq.. While Al Qaeda plots their next move, your Justice Department is busy busting those who sell pipes and bongs on the Internet, then claiming it as another victory in the War on Drugs (though no actual drugs were confiscated).

Quoth John “Drama Queen” Ashcroft: “Quite simply, the illegal drug paraphernalia industry has invaded the homes of families across the country without their knowledge.”

Well, you’d think they could have at least left a note. Guess I better check the usual hiding spots.