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The Daily Whim

Fri. Sep 13, 2002

McKinney Blames D-E-M-S

McKinney Blames D-E-M-S – First, Billy McKinney blamed the J-E-W-S for his daughter’s election problems, then her campaign’s post-mortems focused on blaming the Republicans who crossed over to vote for Majette. When Billy McKinney himself lost a runoff after 30 years in office, he blamed "black folks" who "did not turn out for me. They wanted a Klansman, a son of the Confederacy."

Now, "U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.) on Thursday blamed the Democratic Party for the losses she and her father suffered at the polls, fueling speculation that she may leave the party. ‘The Democratic Party cost my father his office,’ McKinney said, referring to state Rep. Billy McKinney’s defeat in the Tuesday Democratic primary runoff against political neophyte John Noel."

She then went on to accuse Governor Roy Barnes of helping her opponent, and went so far as to call the Governor on election night to say, “You need to get your staffers out of my opponent’s headquarters.” Power mad to the end.

And speaking of which, about yesterday’s report she may run for President on the Green Party ticket? "McKinney hasn’t commented on the report. But Tuesday night, as polling in the runoff vote showed he would lose his re-election bid, her father said he would leave the Democratic Party and take his daughter with him."

To sum up, Ms. McKinney and her father blame their defeats on Republicans, Democrats, J-E-W-S, black folks, Klansmen, and the Governor of Georgia. One has to wonder exactly who their target voter is, as their Victim’s List of Blame appears to contain 99.8% of the state.

It is indeed hard to win an election when everyone is against you. Funny how democracy works that way. Ah, well, soon the McKinney’s will have plenty of spare time, and maybe they’ll get around to pondering, “why do they hate us?”


Peanut Gallery

1  Patrick Phillips wrote:

"To sum up, Ms. McKinney and her father blame their defeats on Republicans, Democrats, J-E-W-S, black folks, Klansmen, and the Governor of Georgia. One has to wonder exactly who their target voter is, as their Victim's List of Blame appears to contain 99.8% of the state." Other suspects include the CIA, the FBI, the military-industrial complex, the Tri-Lateral Commission, the Skull-and-Bones society, the oil companies, the Boston Philharmonic orchestra, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, the Count St. Germain, and the last Playboy Playmate of the Year. How do they know all this? The Voices. The Voices in their heads. They've been hearing the Voices ever since the UFO abduction incident. Nothing can stop the Voices.

Comment by Patrick Phillips · 09/13/2002 09:03 AM
2  m.kelley wrote:

I believe their new target demographic are blind mute deaf albino monotheists with connections to terrorism..

3  John Anderson wrote:

As Meryl Yourish says, let's hope the Green Party runs McKinney for President; that should finish them off.

4  John wrote:

If those numbskulls seriously think that Cynthia McKinney will make a good Green Party candidate for president, then I'm switching to "no party affiliation." And she can blame me for her problems, too.

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