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Sat. Nov 17, 2001

Osama's in Orlando

Taliban says bin Laden’s left Afghanistan – [knock, knock]

Osama’s not here anymore, go away.

[uh huh]

Really, he left. Took his whole family. They were going to Disney World or something. You can stop looking in these caves. These are not the droids you seek.

[right]

No, it’s true! Why would we lie about that? Really, we just want to be left alone, and spend the winter smoking opium in these caves. We have very very bad headaches. We won’t bother anyone anymore.

[...sure…]

Why are you still here? Osama’s in Pakistan, or, or … some other place they like him.

[...like Disney World?]

Yes! Yes! He just finished his latest video, but it has not been released yet. In it, he is asked, ”Osama, you’ve just had an entire country pulled out from under you, what are you going to do now?!?”

”I am going to Disney World!” [Osama’s kids and wives jubilate in background]

And then I woke up.