Sun. Jul 15, 2001
I Quit, Nanner-Nanner
I Am Hereby Tendering My Resignation As An Adult – ”I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t know what you didn’t know and you didn’t care.
So here’s my checkbook and my car keys, credit card bills and 401k statements, I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you’ll have to catch me first, ’cause—- Tag, You’re It!”
Published 07:45AM, Sun, Jul 15 2001
Category: Humor and Oddities
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Having just recently risen to the ranks of adulthood, with my three pips on the shoulder and a yearly newsletter from the government entitled "Taxes, Pay Up", I wonder if all that growing up was worth it? Sure I can now legally own a house, which I will slave every month to pay for for the next 40 years, and I can probably own a gun, if I wanted one. So why did we grow up? Tag was much more fun than adult games, such as "lets see how much I can get out of this credit card". Good post :)
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