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@deaconlight Dinner at midnight? Just avoid free range chicken, they can chew anything they want, including cud.

@deaconlight If you need an excuse, sure... based on eating habits, we're all going to burn in Hell anyway.

@deaconlight Also, Leviticus rules out crustaceans & shellfish. Shrimp cocktail anyone?

@deaconlight Leviticus also says that if u even touch the skin of a pig (nevermind eat it) u are unclean & unwelcome in Heaven. BBQ anyone?

So, has Newt Gingrich suspended his campaign yet, or is he still having an exploratory committee study that option?

Grrrr. I have finally been forced into Gmail's new interface. Might as well go activate Facebook's timeline to ruin the rest of the day.

Has anyone else noticed it was two-thousand-and-ten, and then two-thousand-and-eleven, but now it's twenty-twelve? What's up with that?

My wife says she upgraded her Tivo. What she actually did was pay to have a box delivered. I am the manual upgrade device.

I hope they fired Bobby Petrino by simply leaving a note on his bulletin board.

Today is the day you shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet. Oh, wait, that's true every day. Never mind, carry on...

Whew! I thought I'd have to spend the day digging enough holes in the backyard to bury 100's of millions dollars. Putting up the shovel...

Right now, 45% of my Facebook friends have switched to the new "Timeline" layout. I'm waiting to be the tipping point.

We have a winner! RT @sinpantalones @reidstott http://t.co/vdUFcCXI <<<scroll to the bottom for Geraldo in a hoodie!

Right now the Internet is desperately searching itself for just *one* photo of Geraldo wearing a hoodie. http://t.co/sKyprpwX

I been swimmin' in da limbo, but da limbo *so* thick...

Pollen count over 8,000 shatters old record for Atlanta by 35%. http://t.co/Mdr1lGt1

I've seen my first hoodie vest (shirt, tie, & dress jacket, with a vest with a hood, draped over jacket collar) & that's one hipster too far

In case you were wondering, Thin Mints & a cheap boxed cabernet sauvignon is not a bad combo.

Claim you can lower gas prices to $2.50/gallon, and you exhibit a clear misunderstanding of free market capitalism & laws of supply/demand.